Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Puck

Pages: 1 ... 23 24 [25] 26 27 ... 52
361
Outing Chat / Re: Devils River
« on: December 21, 2013, 10:26:36 AM »
I am looking forward to the next time I get to go.

Made my reservations, paid the deposit, meeting with the other guys that are on the same trip sometime early year to talk about logistices, etc.

I have a camera that works this time.  ;)

Puck

362
LOL / I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit
« on: December 17, 2013, 09:10:23 AM »
I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit
Disorder.

This is how it manifests:
I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first..

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where and I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need
to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a
container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it
spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

363
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. 

364
Outing Information Only / Re: Sabine Lake - January 25th, 2014
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:55:43 AM »
Looks like I'll be poling a Mitzi for this trip!

Puck

365
LOL / Reporting an attempted murder....
« on: December 17, 2013, 05:04:12 AM »
 ;)

366
Outing Information Only / Re: Sabine Lake - January
« on: December 16, 2013, 10:35:11 AM »
I'm in!

Puck

367
Outing Information Only / Re: Broken Bow Okla - February 9th, 2014 (Draft)
« on: December 16, 2013, 05:46:47 AM »
Topic is unlocked.

I copied last year's trip plan and only modified it slightly.

It still needs to be cleaned up.

Puck

368
General Discussion / Christmas Party !! was a rousing success.
« on: December 16, 2013, 05:33:27 AM »
49 people were there, with plenty of food, and fun.

Report later.

Those of use that brought cameras need to work with Dave to get the pictures, and videos, onto tthis site.

Puck

369
About You / Re: New member
« on: December 16, 2013, 05:30:54 AM »
Simon,

It was great to see you, and your family, at the CHristmas party.

Meetings and Parties are a good way to get to meet people, but you wont "know" them until you fish with them.

That being said, let's go fishing!

Puck

370
This one is still in the planning stages.

Boats, flies, lines, launches, lodging, lunches, all to be worked out.

Details to follow.

Puck

371
Outing Information Only / Re: Broken Bow Okla - February
« on: December 05, 2013, 10:42:36 AM »
This one is coming up soon.

Do we have details?  A leader?  Ect.

Puck

372
Outing Information Only / Re: Village Creek Big Thicket - May
« on: December 05, 2013, 10:40:34 AM »
Do we have a leader for this one yet?

Puck

373
Unlocked and ready for sign-up.

Puck

374
TFF has been invited back to participate in the expanding of young minds at one of our local high schools.

We will be speaking to 3 different classes, starting with the first period.

Day 1 (2014-01-31) - Introduction to fly-fishing
          Most of this is "Show and tell"
Day 2 (2014-03-14) - Fly casting
          In the hallway is what we did last year.
Day 3 (2014-04-11) - Fly Tying
          This is the most challenging due to the time limits.  A wooly bugger may be too complicated for the limited amount of time.  Ideas anyone?

We will need some more volunteers.

Updates are in the works.

Puck


375
Outing Information Only / Re: REDFISH RODEO!!!! November 9th
« on: November 05, 2013, 05:19:14 AM »
I'll take ownership of organizing anybody who fills out their information on this sheet.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqZviw_Xz-2FdER3SHdkQ3JNZVhsRFlGcnpWejlxQkE&usp=sharing

This is a great idea.  Thanks for the help.

Puck

Pages: 1 ... 23 24 [25] 26 27 ... 52