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George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. 

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Outing Information Only / Re: Sabine Lake - January 25th, 2014
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:55:43 AM »
Looks like I'll be poling a Mitzi for this trip!

Puck

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LOL / Reporting an attempted murder....
« on: December 17, 2013, 05:04:12 AM »
 ;)

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Outing Information Only / Re: Sabine Lake - January
« on: December 16, 2013, 10:35:11 AM »
I'm in!

Puck

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Outing Information Only / Re: Broken Bow Okla - February 9th, 2014 (Draft)
« on: December 16, 2013, 05:46:47 AM »
Topic is unlocked.

I copied last year's trip plan and only modified it slightly.

It still needs to be cleaned up.

Puck

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General Discussion / Christmas Party !! was a rousing success.
« on: December 16, 2013, 05:33:27 AM »
49 people were there, with plenty of food, and fun.

Report later.

Those of use that brought cameras need to work with Dave to get the pictures, and videos, onto tthis site.

Puck

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About You / Re: New member
« on: December 16, 2013, 05:30:54 AM »
Simon,

It was great to see you, and your family, at the CHristmas party.

Meetings and Parties are a good way to get to meet people, but you wont "know" them until you fish with them.

That being said, let's go fishing!

Puck

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This one is still in the planning stages.

Boats, flies, lines, launches, lodging, lunches, all to be worked out.

Details to follow.

Puck

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Outing Information Only / Re: Broken Bow Okla - February
« on: December 05, 2013, 10:42:36 AM »
This one is coming up soon.

Do we have details?  A leader?  Ect.

Puck

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Outing Information Only / Re: Village Creek Big Thicket - May
« on: December 05, 2013, 10:40:34 AM »
Do we have a leader for this one yet?

Puck

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Unlocked and ready for sign-up.

Puck

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TFF has been invited back to participate in the expanding of young minds at one of our local high schools.

We will be speaking to 3 different classes, starting with the first period.

Day 1 (2014-01-31) - Introduction to fly-fishing
          Most of this is "Show and tell"
Day 2 (2014-03-14) - Fly casting
          In the hallway is what we did last year.
Day 3 (2014-04-11) - Fly Tying
          This is the most challenging due to the time limits.  A wooly bugger may be too complicated for the limited amount of time.  Ideas anyone?

We will need some more volunteers.

Updates are in the works.

Puck


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Outing Information Only / Re: REDFISH RODEO!!!! November 9th
« on: November 05, 2013, 05:19:14 AM »
I'll take ownership of organizing anybody who fills out their information on this sheet.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqZviw_Xz-2FdER3SHdkQ3JNZVhsRFlGcnpWejlxQkE&usp=sharing

This is a great idea.  Thanks for the help.

Puck

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About You / Re: New to the group
« on: November 01, 2013, 04:36:23 AM »
And please  - don't inflate Puck's ego any further... we'll never hear the end of it!

George

Hey....

I resemble that remark.

 :)

Puck

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Orvis / Re: Orvis 2013-11-06
« on: October 31, 2013, 11:40:19 AM »
I have the material in the go box to tie Clousers.

Puck

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