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LOL / The power of a wife's love, a powerful story.
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:51:54 PM »
A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral."

Save the date for Bridgeland's 8th annual Nature Fest, being held on May 2 (Saturday) from 10am-5pm

16919 North Bridgeland Lake Parkway, Cypress, TX 77433

TFF will have a booth, and I will be asking for volunteers to help man it as the event gets closer.


Damon's Seven Lakes / Pre-fishing the October TFF event
« on: October 11, 2014, 04:15:30 AM »
S1B brought 6 LMB
Squrat caught 41 mixture.
Fished from 1600 with lots of breaks. Lilly was with me.


Tying Chat / Fun new material
« on: October 10, 2014, 10:10:15 AM »
Nilo found this at the craft store

LOL / Thanksgiving treat...
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:32:51 AM »
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister was, mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and sent her for it. While she was gone, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, stuffed it, restuffed it with a Cornish game hen, put stuffing back over the top of it, and put it back in the oven.

When it came time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out this little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you bought a pregnant bird!!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took my mother two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs.

LOL / Beauty creme
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:51:34 AM »
A little boy is watching his mother at her nightly routine, and sees her putting her moisturizer all over her face..

"Mom, whatcha doin'?"

"Making myself beautiful." is her reply.

A few minutes later she begins wiping off the cream.

The little boy is confused, "Are you giving up already?"

Tying Chat / Simple shad, video added
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:43:55 AM »
I will tie the simple shad tomorrow. It worked so well on the Sabine River that I should re-introduce it to our club members.

Here a photo of what the fish were hitting at the rocks.

I will bring the tripod along with a video camera.  Is there somebody willing to operate the video camera? 


Special Events - Local, National, whatever / Rendezvous 2014
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:30:49 AM »
Rendezvous 2014 

Walter has all of the information posted there.

October 31st through November 2nd


Tying Chat / Yellow spider, a video
« on: September 14, 2014, 11:05:05 AM »

Tying Chat / The maggot, a video
« on: September 13, 2014, 10:04:27 AM »
Size 12 scud hook
 6/0 black thread
 Rubber band
 Black rabbit zonker skin
 Black magic marker

This fly is perfect as a dropper under a popper. It also slightly resembles a caddis larva.

The maggot  a video

Outing Chat / LMB on the South River
« on: September 03, 2014, 02:29:33 PM »
Fishing with Nilo on the South River.   This LMB fell to a S1B size 6.


LOL / Cats.....
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:42:29 AM »
Dude!  I didn't know you liked cats.

I love cats.

Let's trade recipes!

Outing Chat / Quick trip to Anuhuac, 2014-08-03
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:20:11 AM »
Raymond and I were on the water by 0830, only to find that the water was missing a key component, SALT.

Fished the dingy fresh water for a few hours with Raymond cathing a hardhead and a croker on the fly.  No shrimp in the area.  No crabs, and only a few gamefish, acording to the locals that were also fishing.

Off the water by 1500.


Outing Chat / Not the target species, but not bad......
« on: July 23, 2014, 06:11:18 PM »
This was yesterday, when there was no wind.


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